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11-03-2020, 06:59 PM
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The Jaws of Life Bite

I'm surprised this dude was even able to sit up remotely straight after this Suicide attempt?

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11-03-2020, 07:05 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

this dude has seen better days wtf
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11-03-2020, 08:33 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

Dude with the shotgun has a look like you dumb ass
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11-03-2020, 08:48 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

Stupid is as stupid does....
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11-03-2020, 09:51 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

Damn, I was way too high and immersed for this. That was super intense
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11-03-2020, 09:57 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

I hope he feels as foolish as he looks.
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11-03-2020, 11:30 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

Some sort of work accident would be the best bet.
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11-03-2020, 11:52 PM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

I scream like that sometimes when Hanson comes on.
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11-04-2020, 02:10 AM
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

Some sort of work accident would be the best bet.
Or he just lost his balance from a balcony above.
Work accident? Wearing no construction work gear...? How many construction workers wear fedoras on the job...even in Mother Russia?
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Re: The Jaws of Life Bite

would be funny if he walked away straight after
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