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09-13-2025, 07:13 PM
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The Incredible Human Torch
From the favellas of the ghettoist jungle is glorious Brazil, I present the amazing, incredible, Brazilian human torch!!!!
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09-14-2025, 12:25 AM
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Re: The Incredible Human Torch
He was sad  dumped by his girlfriend.  He wanted to make her feel bad for him.  She’ll feel sorry for me when she watches me burn.  Fucking idiota.  |
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09-14-2025, 01:43 AM
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Re: The Incredible Human Torch
I know how he feels. I burned my finger with a lighter once. Instant regret. I try not to do that anymore.
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09-14-2025, 07:12 AM
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Re: The Incredible Human Torch
On the night of Wednesday, September 10, 2025, a man set himself on fire in Guapimirim, in the state of Rio de Janeiro. Security camera footage captured him walking down the street carrying a gallon of fuel around 10:08 p.m. He then poured the liquid over himself and set himself on fire. Even on fire, he managed to walk to a gas station, where he waited for SAMU to arrive. The man was rescued and taken to the hospital in serious condition. There is currently no updated information on his condition. |
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09-14-2025, 07:15 AM
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Re: The Incredible Human Torch
I was going to say that wasn't a bright thing to do, but actually it was quite bright really.
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09-15-2025, 11:13 PM
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Re: The Incredible Human Torch
0:27 second mark: The Dance of Instant Regret. People with these kinds of burns usually do not survive. Even though he appears conscious in the pictures, death usually comes from severe sepsis. |
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09-16-2025, 08:14 AM
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Re: The Incredible Human Torch
Flame on, motherfucker.
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