[Phucit]

Looks like he could get a job as a fly swatter.

[allbassfearme]

I worked at a factory that made rubber products. One maching had three large rollers controlled with hydrolics. We would roll thin rubber sheets onto steel rods for rollers like that which moves paper on a typewritter or xerox maching. After rolling the rubber to a certain thickness the rollers would spin and plastic wrap held everything together for when we cured it. While trying to get the plastic wrap to grap onto the rubber my hand caught the sticky rubber and my hand got caught in the rollers! I saw my flattened hand (all blood and stuff was squeezed out by the pressure on the rollers) and I freaked out! I felt nothing until i took my foot of the controller and let blood flow back into the hand. It hurt so bad I thought I lost my hand. After an hour or so the pain went down enough for me to report to the foreman. It was horrible!

[Tslice]

Well.. on a positive note: Aint no fly's gonna fuck with that dude in the future. <SWAT>

[Jupiter86]

Holy frejole

[fattubbashit]

Ping pong anyone?

[Ferocity]

Even the most skilled physician could not return his right hand back to 100% natural working condition.

Thank you captain Obvious.

[woodsetton]

Originally Posted by rheedork ↗

Bones in his hand go crunch crunch crunch..

New lyrics for "The Wheels on the Bus Go Round and Round?"

[Pyramid_Head]

How to acquire a flat and proper pimp hand.

[Johnthejedi24]

Holy shit, he really did turn his hand into a pancake....

[igertay44]

Holy shit! That looks like something out of a cartoon! Can't believe a hand can get that flat!!