[durt]

face planted

[CaptainCunt]

Pure luck

[Brometheus]

'For some unknown reason (aside from gravity) the guy fell down four metres with his face on the floor. Altough it knocked him out he woke up 5 minutes later when someone gave him a hard punch in the stomach after not responding to the shouting of onlookers.

Someone found him shortly after, lying face down in a puddle of blood after the person heard a strange noice and looked around the corner."

you have got to be a real asshole to punch someone hard in the stomach after you find them face down in a pool of blood.

Or maybe it was an asshole who worded this article wrong? i mean, they did spell "although" incorrectly.