how can people suck so much at freaking trying to commit suicide.. everyone knows the best way is to jump off a really tall building with explosives that detinate during impact and have hungry lions that will be released from cages 30 seconds after impact to eat the remains. that is the only sure fire way to committ suicide. ive done it twice and i die every time.
I did that once....but those bastards pumped the lions' stomachs and stiched me back together.... look at me now....
LAHHHHUUUUUZEHUUUR...
