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Old 06-18-2011, 09:17 PM
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Re: Get the Tweezers.. Quick!!!

Holy fuck that would fuckin suck where the fuck are his balls???!!!??? Damn man im gonna appreciate what i have more now gadamn :2gunsfiring_v1:

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Old 06-18-2011, 10:02 PM
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I would actually hang myself.

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Old 06-30-2011, 11:04 AM
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omg this guy is good for my ego

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Old 06-30-2011, 02:58 PM
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Old 07-01-2011, 06:27 PM
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hey c`mon,i `d just gotten out of the pool that day and the water
was realy,realy,realy,realy,realy cold!

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Old 07-02-2011, 10:44 PM
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Can he even get it in a vagina?

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Old 07-03-2011, 01:01 AM
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"Looks like a penis, only smaller", Bernadette Peters from, "Pink Cadilladic", to a flasher.

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Old 07-03-2011, 06:55 AM
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I remember there was this one kid I used to go to school with who had a dick of relatively the same size.

Goose bit it off when he was 4.
A goose! You are shitting me.That beast has no teeth nside its beak.I'm going to stay away from them just incase some truth is in it.

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Old 07-03-2011, 06:56 AM
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Hands up who has penis envy

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Old 07-14-2011, 02:56 AM
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I'll bet he masturbates with cheerios.
....What?

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