Get the Tweezers.. Quick!!!

mwt77932 · #**161** ● 06-18-2011, 10:02 PM

I would actually hang myself.

denmetal80 · #**162** ● 06-30-2011, 11:04 AM

omg this guy is good for my ego

heathercuomo · #**163** ● 06-30-2011, 02:58 PM

Zooks · #**164** ● 07-01-2011, 06:27 PM

hey c`mon,i `d just gotten out of the pool that day and the water
was realy,realy,realy,realy,realy cold!

xxdead_angelxx · #**165** ● 07-02-2011, 10:44 PM

Can he even get it in a vagina?

DiamondSmiles · #**166** ● 07-03-2011, 01:01 AM

"Looks like a penis, only smaller", Bernadette Peters from, "Pink Cadilladic", to a flasher.

woddie · #**167** ● 07-03-2011, 06:55 AM

I remember there was this one kid I used to go to school with who had a dick of relatively the same size.

Goose bit it off when he was 4.

A goose! You are shitting me.That beast has no teeth nside its beak.I'm going to stay away from them just incase some truth is in it.

woddie · #**168** ● 07-03-2011, 06:56 AM

Hands up who has penis envy

doomfur · #**169** ● 07-14-2011, 02:56 AM

I'll bet he masturbates with cheerios.
....What?

crimsonphoenix · #**170** ● 07-15-2011, 01:47 AM

umm...where the fuck are his testicles?

The small penis thing sux and all but i would be more concerned where my sack was.

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