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05-31-2011, 09:40 PM
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Firecracker...$5
Lighter...$2
Blowing off your hands for all of us to laugh...priceless
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I wonder what that's like, moving the muscles in your forearm and seeing the tendons move where your hands used to be. Just tendrils of flesh hanging off the ends of your wrists that move when you flex your arm. Fucked up.
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i think the battery is for electronic detonators for firework shows so maybe he was setting up for a show and he did something stupid
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aww... so, how's he gonna wank himself?
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lite em if ya got em...
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SHIT!!! what kind of fireworks did he have
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what's the battery for?
Certainly for the ignition
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Why isn't he screaming?
He's probably to busy contemplating what it'll be like to spend the whole of the rest of his life with two stumps at the end of his arms.

Depending on his country, he may well be in for a whole world of pain and misery while he heals too.


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