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● 12-24-2009, 06:35 AM
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Could you imagine the 911 operator answering this call?

"911, what is your emergency?"
"My girlfriend fell out the window and she's got spikes up her butt!"
"Excuse me? Could you say that again?"
"She's got spikes up her butt?"
(laughter in the background)
"Sorry, I think you said she's got a spike up her butt?"
"Yea, send someone now!"
"Do you need paramedics or police?"
(more laughter in the background)
"This isn't funny! She's got a spiked butt!"
"Someone spiked her butt?"
"Just send someone please!"
(operator now giggling uncontrollably)
"Okay sir, we will send a paramedic out to your location, what is the address?"
"Ummmm, oh shit! I don't know. Ahhh, 333 Butts Street, Georgetown...)
"Someone... (more laughter) is on the way... (uncontrollable laughter)."
"Thanks I think?"
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ouch
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I instantly love this woman.
lmao!

YIKES!
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lol that's gotta hurt!
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Watch out for those evil fences..
Fence in ass.jpg
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ouch
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That's gonna leave a mark.
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What happened to her is indefenceible. Teehee.
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I love your title...Is there a blue fence in my ass? Funny
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You gotta know every one working in the hospital found a reason to pass by and see that.
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