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11-08-2023, 08:32 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:120 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,161
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~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
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11-08-2023, 09:28 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1530 Join Date: Dec 2021 Posts: 370 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 63 Post(s)
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
She better hope he's good at eating pussy.
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#4
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11-09-2023, 12:09 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:347 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 700 Post(s)
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
I don't believe I would want a girlfriend that cuts my dick off.  |
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#5
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11-09-2023, 01:34 AM
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 My Rank: CAPTAIN Poster Rank:214 Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 6,806
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
"your dick is mine and mine only, FOREVER" ~overly attached girlfriend, circa 2023 |
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#6
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11-09-2023, 01:57 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1926 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 263 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 64 Post(s)
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
If not, he’ll wish he was.  |
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#7
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11-09-2023, 02:18 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:247 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,548 Mentioned: 15 Post(s) Quoted: 2120 Post(s)
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
So I guess getting yelled at by my wife at a Costco checkout isn’t such a big deal now that I see the possible ways things could have played out.
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#8
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11-09-2023, 03:05 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:399 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
I'm afraid he's gonna have to cut out a rib for this one, buddy... |
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#9
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11-09-2023, 03:08 AM
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| My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:399 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 959 Post(s)
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
That's what Lorena bobbitt's husband said— before the marriage was consummated. |
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#10
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11-09-2023, 08:04 AM
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
Uhm, comes UP a bit shy of 6 inches, sorry but the balls don’t count. You lose.
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