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11-08-2023, 08:32 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
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#2
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11-08-2023, 09:15 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,178 17,178Posts 44,909Thanked 4,703Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
owie! Is he dead? |
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#3
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11-08-2023, 09:28 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1540 Join Date: Dec 2021 Posts: 370 370Posts 1,181Thanked 63Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
She better hope he's good at eating pussy.
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#4
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11-09-2023, 12:09 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:352 Manly Man Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 3,601 3,601Posts 12,427Thanked 700Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
I don't believe I would want a girlfriend that cuts my dick off.  |
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#5
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11-09-2023, 01:34 AM
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 My Rank: CAPTAIN Poster Rank:218 Join Date: May 2016 Posts: 6,886
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
"your dick is mine and mine only, FOREVER" ~overly attached girlfriend, circa 2023 |
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#6
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11-09-2023, 01:57 AM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1842 Male Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 280 280Posts 1,411Thanked 68Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
If not, he’ll wish he was.  |
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#7
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11-09-2023, 02:18 AM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:252 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,542 5,542Posts 19,785Thanked 2,120Quoted 15Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
So I guess getting yelled at by my wife at a Costco checkout isn’t such a big deal now that I see the possible ways things could have played out.
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#8
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11-09-2023, 03:05 AM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:404 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 3,013Posts 6,008Thanked 959Quoted 5Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
I'm afraid he's gonna have to cut out a rib for this one, buddy... |
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#9
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11-09-2023, 03:08 AM
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| My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:404 MALE Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,013 3,013Posts 6,008Thanked 959Quoted 5Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
That's what Lorena bobbitt's husband said— before the marriage was consummated. |
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#10
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11-09-2023, 08:04 AM
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| My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:350 "IT"-Species; Genus-genius Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,611 3,611Posts 5,349Thanked 618Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Ecuador - Girlfriend Cut Off His Dick~
Uhm, comes UP a bit shy of 6 inches, sorry but the balls don’t count. You lose.
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