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Because they're too damn cheap to by a dildo or butt plug!
Can you imagine how it looks on the medical insurance papers?!?
Would love to be a fly on the wall when they got filed!
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Would love to be a fly on the wall when they got filed!
Oh, no shit bro! Can you imagine the look of sheer horror on the face of some pinch-nosed 70 year old paper pusher?
Absolutely priceless!
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Yea I saw the one who had fun with a lungfish
Allz I can say is that people are crazy. You should watch the vid with the glass, really it's not that bad
Tini, you seem so sweet and nice...
And that's exactly why I don't trust you!
NO! NO WAY! NOPE, NOT ME!!!






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Oh, no shit bro! Can you imagine the look of sheer horror on the face of some pinch-nosed 70 year old paper pusher?
Absolutely priceless!
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Thanks man! Yeah I'll try to!

Btw... Definitely watch the mason jar in the guys arse video!
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Well, this is going to sound disgusting, but I once saw a man stick his arm all the way up someone's anus to the elbow! Even with all the weird medical stuff I've seen-nothing prepared me for THAT!
Over time, the anal sphincter and rectal muscles can be stretched to amazing proportions.
The rectal muscles go straight for several inches and then make a hard curve to the left when it turns into the large colon-tcolon-the perfect shape for a semi auto.
"Yeah, Science Bitch!" Hahaa
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None of that will EVER happen to me.
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Would love to be a fly on the wall when they got filed!
Yeah what's the ICD-10 code for cramming stuff up your ass!?
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NO! NO! NO! I will NOT watch that one! NEVER! My butt feels squelchy and afraid when I even think about it!
I don't know if it's on here or not, but there's a video of a surgeon removing a lungfish that's about 2 feet long from a guy's butt.
The fishy got put to sleep!
Oh god, 1 guy 1 jar. Saw it and regretted everything especially after hearing it break.....*cringes*
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Sorry friend, I only have a phone and don't know how to photoshop.
Got these from medical sites.
They're still very obvious and poorly made fakes.


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