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To smuggle them into restricted areas, usually.
As gross as this sounds, it's not uncommon for inmates to wrap a cell phone in the plastic wrap they get when purchasing sandwiches from the "store" and then keeping them in their rectum so they won't get confiscated.
Just wait til you see what else I have...
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Hmmm...
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1-A can of hairspray
2-Another pair of glasses
3-A fork in the penis (not a butt, but I had to include it!).
4-Oh no! It's Buzz Lightyear! (And feet first, at that!).
5-A headless Barbie. Guess they didn't want to muss her hair...
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guns in the bum,ass bangin' to much.Lol
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Wonder what kind of xray collection Neph has accumulated of his anal shenanigans over the years ?
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Wonder what kind of xray collection Neph has accumulated of his anal shenanigans over the years ?
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