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Hahahaha!!!! Thankyou!

Love the fork up the penis
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5-A headless Barbie. Guess they didn't want to muss her hair...
Or it was revenge for pulling off Barbie's head.
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Some of these are probably retards that tried to smuggle stuff into somewhere and failed miserably. But others l'd say did it for arousal.
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"if the shoe fits"
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Some of these are probably retards that tried to smuggle stuff into somewhere and failed miserably. But others l'd say did it for arousal.
You wouldn't believe the shit (no pun intended) that people go to the e.r to have removed from their butts.
Some of the most common are: Mag lights, batteries, chicken drumsticks, potatoes and yams, carrots, and corn on the cobb.
One of the most dangerous ones was an intact lightbulb. That one went straight to surgery to have it removed. If it had broken...
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My ex stuck her finger up my arse once and holy shit that was strange, I felt violated for weeks! A gun? Hairspray? Barbie? Just why?
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just like that ass-glass-guy. glass explodes inside his ass he then starts to pull that glass out. bloody mess
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My ex stuck her finger up my arse once and holy shit that was strange, I felt violated for weeks! A gun? Hairspray? Barbie? Just why?
Because they're too damn cheap to by a dildo or butt plug!
Can you imagine how it looks on the medical insurance papers?!?
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just like that ass-glass-guy. glass explodes inside his ass he then starts to pull that glass out. bloody mess
NO! NO! NO! I will NOT watch that one! NEVER! My butt feels squelchy and afraid when I even think about it!
I don't know if it's on here or not, but there's a video of a surgeon removing a lungfish that's about 2 feet long from a guy's butt.
The fishy got put to sleep!
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NO! NO! NO! I will NOT watch that one! NEVER! My butt feels squelchy and afraid when I even think about it!
I don't know if it's on here or not, but there's a video of a surgeon removing a lungfish that's about 2 feet long from a guy's butt.
The fishy got put to sleep!
Yea I saw the one who had fun with a lungfish
Allz I can say is that people are crazy. You should watch the vid with the glass, really it's not that bad
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