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08-04-2018, 02:14 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1151 male Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 564 564Posts 7,404Thanked 249Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Dog Attacked Drunk Man
oh man he's gonna feel that shit in the morning  |
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08-04-2018, 04:27 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2400 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 188 188Posts 614Thanked 32Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
Pitted against the bull? Either way he will never have that same smile ever again |
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08-04-2018, 05:57 PM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,203 22,203Posts 43,091Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
Lucky bastard should be grateful he didn't lose his eye.
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08-04-2018, 09:14 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1172 Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 548 548Posts 1,703Thanked 169Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
That happened to me about ten years ago. I wasn’t drunk though. It was an Australian Shepard. I needed thirty-six stitches and a plastic surgeon reattached my lower lip. About a millimeter from losing my eye. I was going to a comedy club as a fifth wheel when it happened. We went to pick up a girl at her apartment and I had a seat while waiting for her to get ready. I felt breathing on the back of my neck and spun around. The dog snapped and grabbed my face, shaking and tearing it half off before it ran up the stairs. I was laughing when my friends came in the room. They were like, “you need to go to the hospital” and I said, “naw, faces always bleed worse than it is. I’m fine just need a towel” then i got a look at my face and was like “i should probably get to a hospital.” Best fucking plastic surgeon ever. Other than a thick scar on my inner lip it’s almost impossible to tell. Looks almost like I have a cleft lip, like Joaquin Phoenix almost. I’d post the pictures... but I don’t wanna. I’ve seen my lower jaw though, which was pretty cool.  |
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01-05-2019, 09:42 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1823 Male Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 284 284Posts 200Thanked 27Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
I'm not saying it was a pitbull but it probably was... just another reason those dog should be outlawed everywhere. They should have one giant euthanasia party for those animals yeah I'm an animal lover but those things aren't animals. They're bred to kill and that's it and even if you have one for a pet you're just asking for trouble especially with small children around no way. I always carry a gun on me cuz you never know when some crazy ass dog (or person)is going to attack you.  |
