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08-04-2018, 02:14 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:1143 male Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 564 Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Quoted: 249 Post(s)
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Dog Attacked Drunk Man
oh man he's gonna feel that shit in the morning  |
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08-04-2018, 04:27 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:2397 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 188 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 32 Post(s)
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
Pitted against the bull? Either way he will never have that same smile ever again |
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08-04-2018, 09:14 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1161 Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 549 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 169 Post(s)
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
That happened to me about ten years ago. I wasn’t drunk though. It was an Australian Shepard. I needed thirty-six stitches and a plastic surgeon reattached my lower lip. About a millimeter from losing my eye. I was going to a comedy club as a fifth wheel when it happened. We went to pick up a girl at her apartment and I had a seat while waiting for her to get ready. I felt breathing on the back of my neck and spun around. The dog snapped and grabbed my face, shaking and tearing it half off before it ran up the stairs. I was laughing when my friends came in the room. They were like, “you need to go to the hospital” and I said, “naw, faces always bleed worse than it is. I’m fine just need a towel” then i got a look at my face and was like “i should probably get to a hospital.” Best fucking plastic surgeon ever. Other than a thick scar on my inner lip it’s almost impossible to tell. Looks almost like I have a cleft lip, like Joaquin Phoenix almost. I’d post the pictures... but I don’t wanna. I’ve seen my lower jaw though, which was pretty cool.  |
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01-05-2019, 09:42 PM
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Re: Dog Attacked Drunk Man
I'm not saying it was a pitbull but it probably was... just another reason those dog should be outlawed everywhere. They should have one giant euthanasia party for those animals yeah I'm an animal lover but those things aren't animals. They're bred to kill and that's it and even if you have one for a pet you're just asking for trouble especially with small children around no way. I always carry a gun on me cuz you never know when some crazy ass dog (or person)is going to attack you.  |
