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11-26-2020, 09:13 AM
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Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
A guy in his late 40's decided to ram something up his arse but couldn't get it out so he went to the Hospital.  |
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11-26-2020, 09:32 AM
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Re: Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
It looks like more of a bowling pin than a bottle but goddamn he nasty
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11-26-2020, 06:37 PM
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 ☆☆☆Jumbo Lesbian Cunt☆☆☆ Poster Rank:57 My pronouns are thin/skinny Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 25,933
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Re: Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
I first misread the title as "Dog Removes Shit Covered Bottle from Man's Ass". Sooo many questions.  |
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12-03-2020, 08:20 PM
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Re: Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
His kids can't figure out why their Bowling set only has nine pins now..
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12-06-2020, 11:07 AM
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Re: Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
I hate it when my mind betrays me like that. It’s like autocorrect in your brain. It’s like when you mean to say “I love you honey” but it comes out “I really want to murder you, you stupid nagging cunt”
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03-12-2021, 04:57 PM
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 My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:3110 Slav Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 124 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 14 Post(s)
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Re: Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
This shit happens so much, just be a fucking man and get a damn dildo with a base. Fuck.
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04-10-2021, 12:29 PM
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Re: Doc Removes a Shit Covered Plastic Bottle from Man's Ass
I worked in an ER admissions ages ago and a man came in with a coke bottle up his bum. He said to my co-worker who was taking his information, “I accidentally sat on it.” She literally replied, “Happens to me all the time.” Loved working with that girl.
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