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jesus h. I really hope I never get kicked in the cooter.
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damn, that will be sore for weeeeks
it's like a huge tongue sticking out at me
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NSAIDS? Fuck that! (Pun intended) pass the damn oxycodone!
NSAIDS not a good idea for a hematoma either, seeing as they can increase bleeding...

That looks mighty painful!
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NSAIDS not a good idea for a hematoma either, seeing as they can increase bleeding...

That looks mighty painful!
Glad I'm not SJ's sis either.

NSAIDS would be ok for a few hours maybe, then bring on the good stuff.

(Apply for Narcotics Anon/methadone in advance.)

Lance, cauterize and bandage the wound until the thing forms a good scab. Not much else one could do, I'd say
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I was female in my last incarnation.
And you learned nothing from the experience!
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Bloody hell That must be painful; i hope she recovers soon hun, sending hugs, I was going to send kisses, but Im not really into carpet munching lol if you get me. Hope she gets better soon anyway. She should wear one of these to work in future:
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Its a cricket box, used to protect the groin area from being hit by a cricket ball; fucking ouch, and Im a woman lol.
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Ouch, hope she feels better soon.
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OMG....that has to hurt like hell. WTF...I didn't know our lady parts could swell up like that!!
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