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It's a bit unprofessional for them to be laughing at me...him. I meant him.
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That fucker was huge. I’m talking about the cucumber.
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My next Greek salad will be eyed suspiciously.
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The Dr was rubbing the patients cock with his thumb while retrieving the offending cucumber
He wasn’t rubbing his penis, he was pushing on the guy’s stomach and applying pressure against part of the bowel to try and help squeeze the cucumber down. It’s sort of like when nurses perform a colonic cleanse, they massage and stimulate the belly to start the movement of waste and obstructions. You can do this yourself for constipation.

I guess you could call it “helping move shit along”.
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She was in there wrist deep. This guy was no virgin.
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Who THE FUCK are you tell people what to do? If they want to stick fucking vegetables up their asses, they are fucking free to do so.

Im sure you're the fucking religious brainwashed moron that tries to get everyone to think like they do.

Dont like it in the ass? Dont take it in the ass
Dont like weed? Dont fucking smoke it.
Dont like *******? Then dont talk to them.

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I make an observation, never forcing my view, and doing so in a light hearted way. Your reaction is to rant at me for sharing my view and you attack Christians...I am so sorry you have that much anger and hatred but the only one forcing any view is you, friend. If you want to put veggies in your butt good luck. You will have to deal with the consequences not me. I just think it is unappealing and can have catastrophic consequences on ones body, as seen in this and other videos. Why you felt you needed to attack me and\ or my potential faith in God says more about you and less about me...but I aint mad at 'ya...I hope you can see what Im hinting at here...but if you have to try and attack me to feel better about being you then have at it...good luck to you!
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I make an observation, never forcing my view, and doing so in a light hearted way. Your reaction is to rant at me for sharing my view and you attack Christians...I am so sorry you have that much anger and hatred but the only one forcing any view is you, friend. If you want to put veggies in your butt good luck. You will have to deal with the consequences not me. I just think it is unappealing and can have catastrophic consequences on ones body, as seen in this and other videos. Why you felt you needed to attack me and\ or my potential faith in God says more about you and less about me...but I aint mad at 'ya...I hope you can see what Im hinting at here...but if you have to try and attack me to feel better about being you then have at it...good luck to you!
Unless he happens to know you’re a Christian, where in his post did he attack Christians? He simply said “religious” and that most certainly doesn’t mean JUST Christians....there are fanatics in every religion

Cough...cough...to the snack bar!!!
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Odd, yes. But Jesus. Laughing!? Real professional
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Unless he happens to know you’re a Christian, where in his post did he attack Christians? He simply said “religious” and that most certainly doesn’t mean JUST Christians....there are fanatics in every religion

Cough...cough...to the snack bar!!!
You are very right. He did not specify any religious group. I responded specifically from a Christian perspective since that is what I am am didnt want to speak for other groups. I guess I shouldnt represent any group as I can only speak for myself. Sorry about that...


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