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11-21-2018, 04:21 AM
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Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
so special forces were needed to retrieve the green bastard  |
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11-21-2018, 04:48 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
"Seriously, I swear I get no pleasure out of this, it just wanted to play peekaboo in my ass!"
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11-21-2018, 05:41 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
Why, when the guy pulled it out of the trash, did he shake it? Wasnt he afraid something might fling off into his eye or something? Im sorry, but if you can not see how butt sex is an unnatural, violent act then you need as much help as the veggie chopper here. Gross!
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11-21-2018, 09:06 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
The Dr was rubbing the patients cock with his thumb while retrieving the offending cucumber  |
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11-21-2018, 09:19 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
That's two cucumber-in-ass threads on one page. Won't someone please think of the cucumbers?!
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11-21-2018, 09:25 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
Going organic seems to be the latest trend almost everywhere, so of course folks in the anal department will follow suit as well |
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11-22-2018, 02:34 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
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11-22-2018, 10:45 AM
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Re: Cucumber Tries to Hide in Man's Ass
Who THE FUCK are you tell people what to do? If they want to stick fucking vegetables up their asses, they are fucking free to do so. Im sure you're the fucking religious brainwashed moron that tries to get everyone to think like they do. Dont like it in the ass? Dont take it in the ass Dont like weed? Dont fucking smoke it. Fuck you,  |
