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● 10-20-2013, 01:47 AM
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The vibration from the chainsaw on the wood should've really stimulated his prostate! I bet he came like a polecat!
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From what I understood he got drunk @ a party, then when he returned home he realized to have lost his latchkeys, so he tried to enter his home through his neighbor's garden, tried to jump a 2 meters tall fence, but apparently, darkness and drunkness didn't help him, so he didn't see the pitchfork (but he felt it for sure when he jumped straight on it).

Buy only Safe Pitchforks©, i say!
Their handles are built in a way to avoid unwanted penetrations, plus they're equipped with a flashlight with 7 hours of autonomy, so all you have to do before getting out of your house is to switch the flashlight on, and your asshole will be safe.
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That pitchfork would be great for burying stuff in the dark
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maybe he was doing this:

Omg that's the best reply ever. I'm trying to surprises my laughter whilst the misses is snoring next to me lol
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Now what in the fresh hell was that lil Chinese man doing with a wooden pole up his ass?!
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Necro post anyone?
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snicker I wonder what his knick name is now.....neighbours and friends are going to be more brutal than that wooden shaft!!
I think you just gave him his nickname - Shaft. dunno what that is in Chinese.
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