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Chinese Man Impaled in Ass by Wooden Handle
Somehow this man got a wooden handle stuck in his ass after he jumped on it. Not sure why he did that. Yet I love the guy walking over to him with a chainsaw.
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10-14-2013, 02:16 PM
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Re: Chinese Man Impaled in Ass by Wooden Handle
I wonder how far into his body cavity the wood went.
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10-14-2013, 03:08 PM
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Re: Chinese Man Impaled in Ass by Wooden Handle
maybe he was doing this:  |
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10-14-2013, 03:29 PM
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10-14-2013, 03:51 PM
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Re: Chinese Man Impaled in Ass by Wooden Handle
Thanks gatagato for the additional images!
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10-14-2013, 04:08 PM
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Re: Chinese Man Impaled in Ass by Wooden Handle
From what I understood he got drunk @ a party, then when he returned home he realized to have lost his latchkeys, so he tried to enter his home through his neighbor's garden, tried to jump a 2 meters tall fence, but apparently, darkness and drunkness didn't help him, so he didn't see the pitchfork (but he felt it for sure when he jumped straight on it). Buy only Safe Pitchforks©, i say! Their handles are built in a way to avoid unwanted penetrations, plus they're equipped with a flashlight with 7 hours of autonomy, so all you have to do before getting out of your house is to switch the flashlight on, and your asshole will be safe.  |
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10-14-2013, 08:59 PM
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Re: Chinese Man Impaled in Ass by Wooden Handle
His poor butthole!  I hope there were no splinters  |
