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05-26-2010, 09:56 PM
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Cervical Cancer is a Good Time!
There was a t-shirt once on another site once that read: 'I Eat More Pussy Then Cervical Cancer' I laughed my fucking ass off to that. Until....I was diagnosed with CERVICAL CANCER. Then I laughed my whole fucking ass right off. Landed in the floor. With that being said, I thought that I would share with you all a little something about a cancer that's not talked a whole lot about. I don't ever ever ever ever talk about this. So, I figure it's about time. Let's take a journey...shall we? I have been lucky in the fact that I haven't had to have chemo or radiation up until this point. But, due to the fact that I have no insurance...i'm in limbo right now, watering my cancer garden into a beautiful boquet. The first picture is what Cervical Cancer actually looks like. Since this shit is crammed into my twat...I don't see it a whole lot. Until they start cutting and slicing and then I get to see bits and pieces of my former lady parts in dainty little sanitized jars. What I DO see, and get to enjoy are the procedures. Picture two is of a LEEP procedure. The explanation of that. Loop Electrical Excision Procedure. What that translates into is 'Shaving the cervix with an electrified wire'...which in turn translates into "Wow, that fucking shit hurt like a mother fucker when the numby meds wore off!" The following are pictures of what the room held when I went in for the LEEP that didn't work. I about shit when I saw some of the stuff they would be cramming into a highly sensitive area. With all that being said, I no longer have a 'vagina' or 'pussy'. After all the cutting, digging, slicing, dicing, and any other nasty adjective you could possibly insert in here...I have to say that I am the proud owner of a 'Franken Coochie'. It still looks the same, and works the same. And just for the record...you're not suppose to have sex for 2 weeks after this procedure is done. I waited the 2 weeks, and got pregnant the first time out of the chute. Another no no. I did deliver a healthy and fabulous baby girl in November of last year. (By c-section, which I do not have video of...unfortunately...cause you know i'd post that crazy shit!) So, that's my story. Hope you enjoy as much as I didn't! LMAO  ·  ·  · |
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05-26-2010, 10:10 PM
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Re: Cervical Cancer is a Good Time!
Oh, fuck. That sucks. :( That's kind of like when I made fun of my ex's teeth and mine started rotting out. Sorry to hear that, that's seriously fucked up!
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05-26-2010, 10:10 PM
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Re: Cervical Cancer is a Good Time!
Okie Dokie, so the pictures are sooo NOT in order. Great. Oh well, you's guys are pretty smart. You can figure out what is what.
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05-26-2010, 10:15 PM
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Re: Cervical Cancer is a Good Time!
And also, for the record, I'm not meth mouth. I got the shit fixed that went wrong all at once! It sucks not having insurance. God bless the fucking USA.
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05-26-2010, 10:32 PM
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Wow I'm so sorry for what you're going through! *Big hugs* I wish you all the best, and I really hope that your cancer goes into remission or at least doesn't get much worse! |
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05-26-2010, 10:35 PM
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Re: Cervical Cancer is a Good Time!
Thanks guys for your support! I really appreciate it. I'm doing great. I refuse to go through this without a sense of humor. lol You can find humor in ANYTHING. I just happen to laugh my ass off at my cancer. The only other option is to be depressed and cry, and all that shit...that's just not my style.
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05-27-2010, 04:38 PM
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Thankya Thankya. Between the husband and I we have three boys. This was FINALLY our girl. lol Overpopulating the world one child at a time. LMAO
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05-27-2010, 05:55 PM
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 I’m not amused Poster Rank:84 Female Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 18,289 Mentioned: 5 Post(s) Quoted: 1328 Post(s)
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Re: Cervical Cancer is a Good Time!
I have had the LEEP procedure done. Thank goodness it was successful. I found out when I got pregnant that I had pre cancer cells on my cervix. When I heard the word cancer I freaked, After my son was born( I did deliver him vaginally) and I was healed from the delivery they tried freezing my cervix. Didn't work, so they did the LEEP. Thank goodness it did work. Thank you for sharing your story. This is something that I never tell anyone about me. Only my sister, doctor, and mother knows this about me(now yall do too!). What is so scary is that I am STILL at a very high risk of developing cervical cancer. This procedure just gets rid of it for a while but could still come back(in my case anyway).  It does also bother me to know that I might not get the opportunity to have another baby. When there is cervical cancer there comes a hystorectomy. Id honestly give anything to be maried and have at least one more child...but may not happen....at least I have my son though. Ok now that you all have seen my vulnerable side I shall shut up. |
