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12-02-2021, 04:40 AM
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Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
Young male complained about abdominal pains and went to the Hospital. After further questioning he confessed he shoved a calabash up his ass for self pleasuring.  |
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12-02-2021, 08:54 AM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
Ewww...what is a calabash?
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12-02-2021, 10:24 AM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
That thing. At least he put a condom on it. That was a condom, right? |
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12-02-2021, 03:45 PM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
Nature's butt plug. I think that larger, more bulbous part of the gourd would be the "that's far enough" stopper for most people. Not that guy.
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12-02-2021, 04:19 PM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
Come on man, they literally make "toys" meant for your ass. |
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12-02-2021, 07:22 PM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
I think when someone does something this stupid, they oughta be forced to leave it up there or crap it out himself.
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12-02-2021, 11:14 PM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
Exactly. Was anyone else besides me grossed out far more by that rat's nest of black leg hair on his right thigh than the calabash they fished out of his poop chute?    The music was a nice touch. |
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12-03-2021, 01:15 AM
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Re: Calabash Removed from Patient's Ass
gourd. calabash grow in south florida and other warmer places around the world.  |
