First of.. Gauges are a form of measurement, referring to diameters. It's called a stretched earlobe, or piercing, not "gauges". If you're gonna be a bitch, get your facts straight first.
Second.. As absurd as it may seem to you, Mr. I-hate-measurements, not all people want an office job. We do have proffessions within the bodymod scene which make us quite capable of supporting ourselves. I have always supported myself by working in a piercingparlor, and doing freelance suspension stuff. We don't want your puny little jobs, and we don't need your tax money.
You know, all you "normal" people need to get the fuck over yourselves. The reason why we modify is personal, and really none of your fucking business. You can call us whatver the hell you want, but at the end of the day, we're happy with our lives, which not all officerats are.
So go ahead and laugh, believe you me, we're laughing alot harder at your pityful attempts of vile.
Looks like you beat me to telling him, you go girl. <3