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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

Its a boy,, ,and a girl.
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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

I'm not a Doctor, but that looked liked it could've been deadly if left in there.
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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

I mean how would that accidentally happen?? euwghh
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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

What's it's name?
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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

Better tie a rope off that thing or leave bread crumbs next time
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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

I mean how would that accidentally happen?? euwghh
The person was probably trying to see just how deep they could get it in there, lost their grip, and voila.


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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

First rule of shoving things up one's derriere: if it doesn't have a wide base on one end, don't insert it.

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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

Wtf! Freaks
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Re: Birth of a Double-headed Dildo

I mean how would that accidentally happen?? euwghh
I fell on some Fusilli.


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