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03-28-2018, 05:20 AM
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Re: Airlifting A 1345-Pound Man
If you tell him to haul ass he has to make several trips. When he sits around the house he really sits AROUND the house. He stepped on a talking scale and it said, "Please, one at a time." He wears a watch on each wrist because he covers two time zones. I know five fat people and he's three of them. |
