[Karl K]

Holy shit is right!

[pain4anangel]

Originally Posted by FunkPumpkin ↗

Think of all the shit they took for "getting fat" even when they were eating like a bird to try and lose weight.

I think I eat like a bird since I quit smoking. Most birds eat twice their body weight daily. I'm trying to think in terms of how many cookies, cartons of ice cream, and pans of lasagna I weigh. Then plan to double it because I don't have nicotine so I don't give a fuck anymore! I'm on edge!!!! I quit over a year ago...the struggle is real.


But seriously, as humans (at least Americans), we like to assume and jump to conclusions. Everyone who has extra mass must have it from eating McDonalds. It's all fatty fat fats and laziness. No other reasons exist because TV told us so thirty years ago!

I really want a cigarette

[rheedork]

How about a little tummy tuck while they're at it..

[Neo1130]

Originally Posted by Ferocity ↗

Imagine havin' one of those back in the cave-man days
Good thing we live in the future

Pretty damn sure we live in the present...

[MOSLEMKILLINGXTC]

disgusting !

[The Krokodil]

The biggest one I've seen

[Lythal]

I can see this being used for a rip-off 'clickbait' dieting ad.
"Woman loses 33 kilos in just hours, click here to see how she did it!"

[RokBurok]

Looks like and massive alien egg

[SLAPAPPY]

Originally Posted by sweep100 ↗

Its a human egg, wait until its hatches and see whats inside.

It's like a Kinder egg but you don't want to open it and see the surprise inside... and if you do that's not caramel!

[Menalipa]

You sure is not the octomom