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02-14-2010, 12:18 AM
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He awoke to find Susan Boyle naked beside him....

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Bet he stepped on a mouse trap, fell back and cracked his head.
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02-14-2010, 01:56 AM
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Would probably be from a shrinking of the spinal column and /or muscles around to draw the head back. Or blow job theory.
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Asphyxiation would be my guess. But id have to actually see the body.
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02-14-2010, 04:52 AM
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Looks like he died trying to suck off a baby elephant
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I think he looked in the mirror.
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02-16-2010, 06:53 AM
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02-18-2010, 04:18 AM
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Re: Yawn

Many times dead faces look peaceful. This one, not so much.
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depends on the postion, if he was sitting upright, relaxation of the muscles would make the mouth gape open, then post mortem would freeze it nto position.
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Re: Yawn

It was on BBC News a couple of days ago that she disturbed an intruder in her home.

With a fucking face like that it's easy to see why he was disturbed....


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