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Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

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A woman who lifted up a tarp inside a church in southern Sweden was shocked to discover a stash of plastic IKEA bags filled with human bones, The Local reports.

"There were loads of skulls and bones stuffed into Ikea bags. I counted up to 80," said the woman from Kläckeberga, who wrote up her gruesome discovery on her blog.

She was furious to discover the bones had been sitting there since 2009, when they were pulled from under the floorboards during a remodel to install a wheelchair access ramp.

"Our mission was to document and rebury the bones, which may be as much as 500 years old. But the reburial was delayed and I have no idea why," an archaeologist, who worked on the excavation five years ago, told the Local.

A member of the church said he didn't know anything about the bones being stored in Ikea bags, but in his professional opinion, they "aren't actually that bad. They'd be great for stopping the moulding process. But it can't be that good to have them in the basement for so long."

The skeletons were meant to be reburied shortly after they were first dug up, but the situation became complicated after the county said they couldn't be moved from church grounds.
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Why don't I ever find anything cool like this!!
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Who gives a shit if they mold?!?
They're just being thrown in the ground to rot.
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Would be a cool discovery.
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

I love IKEA bags
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Those Sweds...what a bunch of pranksters.
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Btw.... exactly how many Ikea bags o' bones WERE there? 80 skeletons, sheesh.... or, are we sure it wasn't 80 bones? Because 80 skeletons would take up a LOT of bags.
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

The original headline said 80 human skeletons. The adult human body has 206 bones, so I am assuming it was more than one body given the number of bags shown. One of those big IKEA bags could easily hold one or two fully disarticulated skeletons.
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Geeze- for a minute there I thought they had one hell of a serial killer on their hands
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Re: Woman Finds 80 Skeletons in IKEA Bags

Somebody's skeletons are out of the closet.
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