[Vedderman]

One of the craziest goddam images I've seen in ages. This woman apparently committed suicide during the screening of a movie tonight. No one heard her gurgling away as she bled out all over the floor and seat and she was discovered while the cinema was being cleaned for the next show.

A 30cm butcher knife was found in the seat next to her and it appears that she slashed her throat and also severed her femoral artery by slashing her left thigh. The police have closed the second floor of the mall where the cinema is located and are investigating the scene, but are tentatively calling it a suicide.

As if theater employees haven't got enough to deal with. Screaming kids, cell phones, complaints about ticket prices and spilled popcorn. Now this bitch cuts herself to ribbons and bleeds all over the floor and seat. Looks like she made sure to finish an entire soda beforehand, because she's managed to piss all over as well. What a fucking mess.

That said, I have an odd feeling that theater seats in Brazil have probably seen worse.

Two huge, giant, blood-soaked, Dead Roger Ebert Thumbs Up to poster ETSU for getting me these images less than an hour after the body was found. Etsu, I bow before you.

[Riddla]

I heard the movie is terrible but . A first for sure.

[Vedderman]

She had some high fuckin hopes for Ben Affleck, it seems. Must have been a devastating blow.

[alpinek]

I can't image a woman carrying a 30cm knife into the theatre to cut her throat..

[Daveroo]

seems odd to me....but the good thing ben affleck has done was that movie with matt damon...good will hunting?...matts a good actor..but i cant say the same for affleck......just like adam sandler...has to write direct and produce hiss own movies because he sucks,but has a great big ego

[Bletch]

Indisputable proof the movie sucks

[GiJoe7898]

Holy Pixar, Batman!

[vagabond]

A bit of an over-reaction, I'd say. Is there any way there could be foul play, I wonder?

[Vedderman]

Originally Posted by vagabond ↗

A bit of an over-reaction, I'd say. Is there any way there could be foul play, I wonder?

Possible enough that the cops closed off that floor of the mall for a while. But suicide is most likely.

If she chose a loud scene in which to die and didn't cry out loudly when she did the cutting, it could have gone unnoticed in a dark corner seat at the back.

An assailant aggressively carving her up? Much noisier, plus there's no sign of a struggle. The blood is all centered on the areas she cut and the runoff from them, no spatter or flailing.

My guess is that she just chose someplace to kill herself where either:
A. She would be found quickly instead of rotting for weeks in her lonely apartment
or
B. Somewhere that someone other than a family member would find her body.

Just a guess, but that's my speculation. She was obviously suicidal from the outset. Or just batshit crazy and sneaking a butcher knife in with her grocery-store-gumdrops.

[nylon]

another great story if you ever gone write a book, i m the first to buy one