Woman Dies Horribly on Her Way to Try on Her Wedding Dress

wildaxboxer · #31 ● 01-04-2017, 03:58 PM

Closed coffin? Shit, you could get away with a closed shoe box.

Said "in desperation her brother still tried to help her" .... The look on his face, in obvious shock as he fumbled with that heap must have been a pitiful sight...

William May · #32 ● 01-04-2017, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by MrCorpse ↗

What a tragedy indeed.

Serious question.

If you're about to get married to the woman you love and one day she ends up as a scrambled egg like this young lady, obviously it is unlikely you'll have sex with her ever again and lets assume for the purpose of this hypothetical that you were faithful and don't have a side bitch ready and waiting, so the question is how long should one wait before jerking themselves off?

Serious and important question so only serious responses please.

Well.........at LEAST an hour......(in this case, maybe she has a sister who puts out, so it might not be necessary. Anyway, the wedding dress is ready to go, so no problem there, either. And the party is paid for already, so I'd hit up the sister and see what she thinks.)

santadi0 · #33 ● 01-04-2017, 11:06 PM

We have a superstition in the Philippines about not trying out the wedding dress until the wedding day itself, otherwise one of the couple will die before the wedding. Turns out it also happens in other countries.

vagabond · #34 ● 01-04-2017, 11:49 PM

Oh, gawd- the backstory was even worse than not knowing! Poor dude was driving, aarrghh! None of this would have happened if they didn't want that piece of paper, probably 'cuz of the church they are involved in. Now, anything else, to make it worse?