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02-07-2017, 01:33 AM
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Woman Crashes On Bridge; Goes To Pieces
25 year old woman lost control of her vehicle atop a bridge and wound up hitting the railing head on and presumably at great speed. Unfortunately for her, she was not properly restrained, had no helmet, and had not yet received her certified Colt Seavers auto crash expertise diploma in the mail. And so through the window she went with all the grace and alacrity of a 175-pound Mexican gazelle. It was not disclosed at what specific angle she impacted with the railing of the bridge, but she was in one piece at the top and no fewer than four pieces by the time she finished swan-diving to the pavement below. Eerily enough, her severed head remained atop the bridge, staring sightlessly into the Great Beyond from its position at the base of the railing. While going over the top (I cannot see the physics of her actually squeezing through or under and still being as intact as she was), both arms also came dislodged from their sockets and cascaded to the ground below, landing near one another but horrifyingly far away from her trunk and legs, which crashed down heavily upon the concrete steps leading up the bridge. |
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02-07-2017, 03:15 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:2293 Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 201 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 57 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Crashes On Bridge; Goes To Pieces
Oh wow that has got to be the prettiest sever head I have seen |
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02-07-2017, 04:29 AM
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Re: Woman Crashes On Bridge; Goes To Pieces
I'd love to see a re-enactment of this horrific accident ( the kind lawyers use in court to show a jury how something could or could not have happened ). I cannot comprehend how the fuck she left her head at the top, for instance. Awesome pictures!!! |
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02-07-2017, 06:47 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:143 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,455 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6077 Post(s)
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Re: Woman Crashes On Bridge; Goes To Pieces
Now this would serve well as a final exam for "all the king's horses and all the king's men." Can they put her back together again?
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