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Old 10-18-2009, 10:27 AM
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Old 10-18-2009, 10:43 AM
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I like to run with scissors with a plastic shopping bag over my head in the street at night without looking both ways while holding an open pocket knife with my shoes untied and wearing sound canceling headphones.
LMAO!!!! Me too!!!!
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Old 10-18-2009, 10:45 AM
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Dude.... that isn't a pair of scissors....it's a fork!!! Get your weapons of bodily destruction right.
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Old 10-18-2009, 11:31 AM
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takes picking your nose to a new level.........
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Old 10-18-2009, 02:08 PM
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takes picking your nose to a new level.........
thats what I thought. His finger just wasn't long enough.
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Old 10-18-2009, 04:18 PM
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Old 10-18-2009, 08:03 PM
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Old 10-19-2009, 01:42 AM
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Keep that kid away from my power tools!
No, hand him a chainsaw, look at his mother. He shouldn't be reproducing.
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Old 10-22-2009, 12:49 PM
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