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10-18-2009, 10:27 AM
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Fork nose what happened to him
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I like to run with scissors with a plastic shopping bag over my head in the street at night without looking both ways while holding an open pocket knife with my shoes untied and wearing sound canceling headphones.
LMAO!!!! Me too!!!!
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Dude.... that isn't a pair of scissors....it's a fork!!! Get your weapons of bodily destruction right.
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takes picking your nose to a new level.........
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takes picking your nose to a new level.........
thats what I thought. His finger just wasn't long enough.
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damn
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Omg! poor kid!!
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Keep that kid away from my power tools!
No, hand him a chainsaw, look at his mother. He shouldn't be reproducing.
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ugly fuck of a kid


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