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Old 10-18-2009, 02:40 AM
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Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

Or forks, for that matter..

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Old 10-18-2009, 02:55 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

ouch....

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Old 10-18-2009, 03:23 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

Keep that kid away from my power tools!

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Old 10-18-2009, 04:22 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

I like to run with scissors with a plastic shopping bag over my head in the street at night without looking both ways while holding an open pocket knife with my shoes untied and wearing sound canceling headphones.

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Old 10-18-2009, 04:42 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

Is it just me, or does that kid look like a future serial killer?

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Old 10-18-2009, 04:49 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

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I like to run with scissors with a plastic shopping bag over my head in the street at night without looking both ways while holding an open pocket knife with my shoes untied and wearing sound canceling headphones.

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Old 10-18-2009, 07:46 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

Going by the size of his Mum,It wouldn't surprise me that it was her that stuck the fork in his nose in an attempt to eat her Kid.Fat Bitch.

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Old 10-18-2009, 07:49 AM
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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

lucky it didn't get him in his eye

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Old 10-18-2009, 07:54 AM
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Kids, eh? They'll fuckin' try to eat anything....

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Re: Why You Seriously Should Not Run with Scissors

Skull forked.

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