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● 10-27-2010, 11:00 AM
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Why Is His Belt Undone?!

Man was hit by a car and died.....but why are his trousers undone
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● 10-27-2010, 11:07 AM
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Re: Why Is His Belt Undone?!

Corpses prefer to be as comfortable as possible. So it is not unusual for them to, say, take off their shits, pants, or whatever, to relax. What I would like to know is: how did that vehicle manage to get a flat tire? Perhaps the driver was careening at about 90 mph, had a blowout and struck this poor guy. Just a thought.
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● 10-27-2010, 11:10 AM
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Re: Why Is His Belt Undone?!

maybe it was a bum? he's clothes are very dirty aswell.

or else its an epic fail death,

A) get killed by a car with a flat tire.
B) run up to a car that is parking and run so fast the tires pop
C) it was the driver and he crashed and got pulled out of the car
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● 10-27-2010, 11:34 AM
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Re: Why Is His Belt Undone?!

Could have been some drunk on his way home an hed took a piss outside the pub an forgot to do his pants back up? Or was goin to have a wee at the side of the road an the car got him?
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● 10-27-2010, 11:43 AM
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Re: Why Is His Belt Undone?!

he looks like he was shot in the head??
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● 10-27-2010, 01:06 PM
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Re: Why Is His Belt Undone?!

I still think pants are afraid of death. They try to run away.
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● 10-27-2010, 01:25 PM
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● 10-27-2010, 02:10 PM
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● 10-27-2010, 02:22 PM
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Re: Why Is His Belt Undone?!

He shouldn't have attempted masturbation in the street.


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