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My guess is one of The Killer Tomatoes came rolling through and mowed him dowm. For some reason the song 'Puberty Love' is humming in my brain now.
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Coconut water is good and refreshing but this guy ruined it.
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dude his cheek is like rotten reminds me of a peach
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don't coconuts have like a hairy outside?
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ah, as you can tell I have never pulled a coconut off a tree and eaten it.
Yes, these are coconuts, but they are immature/unripe ones. When ripe, they are totally brown, and dry-looking. The husk is very fibrous and underneath all the husk, is the hard ball that you crack open to get the yummy white fruit. I grew up in Florida, and as a kid, I used to throw a coconut up at the clusters to make more fall down. Then, I'd use a pickaxe to split the husks and peel them off. Then a screwdriver through the end "eye" to pour the milk out. It was VERY hard to do, but then again, I was a weird little kid growing up on the banks of a canal in Miami. Ok, lol.....
This guy was in the wrong place at the wrong time....looks like a whole cluster broke off the palm tree and came down on him.....damn...just ONE green coconut weighs about 5 lbs.
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Looks like an electrocution.
Yeahhh...that's probably right...he was prolly up in the coconut tree trying to get some, when the cluster bent over & broke off, sending him tumbling into hotwires. Or, another stupid person trying to steel copper via climbing a palm tree adjacent to the power line. Yup, I think you're right!
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Death by coconut.



You have to break through the green part first then you get to the brown part.
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Coconut water is good and refreshing but this guy ruined it.
Yeah.... he probably pissed in it.
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theres loads of blood on the floor - i reckon powder burns on the face from being shot up close


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