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06-03-2011, 08:36 PM
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This photograph from Mexico depicts a gardener who was pruning some trees when he had a mishap with his safety harness. Apparently he slipped and it kept him from plummeting to his doom, but he had rigged it sloppily and the end result was that he suffocated instead.

Just happened yesterday, so the photo is plenty fresh. Unlike the gardener at this point.
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mexico... cartel go hand in hand
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06-03-2011, 08:59 PM
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mexico... cartel go hand in hand
Uh...this is clearly a Workmans' Comp case, not Narco Traffic.

The hell do the Cartels have to do with some Mexican handyman hanging himself on his own misaligned safety rig?
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Re: Unfortunate Gardener

Geez on man ! Imagine picking this Fucker up outside the Home Depot for a little side job. Hey you want to earn a Hundred Bucks trimming my trees ? Then you come out to find this illegal dead guy swinging from your tree ! Try explaining that shit to the cops !!
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Geez on man ! Imagine picking this Fucker up outside the Home Depot for a little side job. Hey you want to earn a Hundred Bucks trimming my trees ? Then you come out to find this illegal dead guy swinging from your tree ! Try explaining that shit to the cops !!


you dont.... you go throw his dead ass out in a predominantly african american neighborhood and plant a knife on him... then let the story write itself.
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06-04-2011, 04:10 AM
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"plenty fresh"
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06-04-2011, 05:15 AM
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Whatta dick
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06-04-2011, 06:06 AM
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Poor guy
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that poor sap suffered
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