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06-03-2011, 08:36 PM
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Unfortunate Gardener
This photograph from Mexico depicts a gardener who was pruning some trees when he had a mishap with his safety harness. Apparently he slipped and it kept him from plummeting to his doom, but he had rigged it sloppily and the end result was that he suffocated instead. Just happened yesterday, so the photo is plenty fresh. Unlike the gardener at this point.  · |
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06-03-2011, 08:59 PM
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Re: Unfortunate Gardener
Uh...this is clearly a Workmans' Comp case, not Narco Traffic. The hell do the Cartels have to do with some Mexican handyman hanging himself on his own misaligned safety rig? |
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06-03-2011, 10:35 PM
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 My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1387 Male Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 430 430Posts 489Thanked 18Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Unfortunate Gardener
Geez on man ! Imagine picking this Fucker up outside the Home Depot for a little side job. Hey you want to earn a Hundred Bucks trimming my trees ? Then you come out to find this illegal dead guy swinging from your tree ! Try explaining that shit to the cops !!
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06-04-2011, 02:51 AM
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Re: Unfortunate Gardener
you dont.... you go throw his dead ass out in a predominantly african american neighborhood and plant a knife on him... then let the story write itself. |
