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06-21-2017, 11:47 PM
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 Curmudgeonly Jackwagon Poster Rank:181 Country Trash Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 8,305
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Teenage Girl Executed in the Dead of Night
Residents of nearby houses all reported hearing a gunshot around 2am, but universally chose to stay indoors and call the police. Police wisely chose to avoid blundering around the nearby farmland in the dead of night, as Cartel activity is high in the area and local policia are poorly equipped for nocturnal battles against cartel siccarios who often have heavier weaponry and night-vision equipment. In any event, cops and neighbors both showed up to investigate at dawn and discovered the body of a teenage girl with a 9mm bullet in her head. No particular suspects or motives have been ascribed. Could be drugs or crime of passion. unlikely to be solved either way. Also...a big ol' Hank Winkler style thumbs up to whoever the fuck shows me where I can buy one of those fly-ass constable coats with the feathers and alpaca fur and shit.  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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06-22-2017, 01:07 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:359 Male Join Date: Mar 2017 Posts: 3,399 Mentioned: 10 Post(s) Quoted: 1843 Post(s)
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Re: Teenage Girl Executed in the Dead of Night
You don't mean HENRY Winkler, do ya? AYYYYYY |
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06-22-2017, 01:39 AM
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Re: Teenage Girl Executed in the Dead of Night
What type of authentic garb are a few of the onlookers clad in? Its like a fuzzy white cloak. With a cowboy belt. I was quite enthralled, I had to zoom in. They look like Guatemalans or something.
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07-24-2017, 11:25 PM
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 My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4815 Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 57 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 10 Post(s)
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Re: Teenage Girl Executed in the Dead of Night
"Also...a big ol' Hank Winkler style thumbs up to whoever the fuck shows me where I can buy one of those fly-ass constable coats with the feathers and alpaca fur and shit.''  |
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07-25-2017, 06:55 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:140 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,638 Mentioned: 32 Post(s) Quoted: 6154 Post(s)
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Re: Teenage Girl Executed in the Dead of Night
She didn't bleed out nearly as much as most head shots we see here. I suppose the bullet hit the right area of the brain to stop her heart immediately or nearly so.
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