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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

I don't see any sign of a lightning strike. Most likely he died of a heart attack while "going to town" on himself.
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

talk about a stiff
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

I'm never going to masturbate again during a thunderstorm
Lol neither, it will be safer that way so it seems.
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

they always say 'God/lightning will strike you' for doing that

and I'd never believed it
i'v heard of going blind, or at least in need of glasses, but "death", oh cum now !!!!!!
i'll bet money....this is one of those times he did "hit the ceiling"
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

The lightning is always attracted by what is in height
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What a nasty house.
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

well if you had to choose from a list, this would be one of my top choices, that and die while having sex while riding a nuclear bomb to the ground
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

Huh?.....how did lightening get in his house?
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

What are the chances? I mean how straight do the stars need to line up to be killed by lightning, indoors, in a wooden bed, AND jerking off? Strange indeed.

And then your found by a guy with a camera and access to the internet.

He should have played the lottery that day
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

poor bastard


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