Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

Faline · #1 08-04-2012, 11:59 AM

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60 year old male was found dead yesterday (03/08/12). The old man lived alone and when a strong stench was realised by the neighbours they investigated and found the man dead.
He was laying on a bed with no mattress and his genitals were exposed. Investigators suspect the man died from a lightning strike while masturbating.

Space Particle · #2 08-04-2012, 12:02 PM

Poor horny bastard.

denmetal80 · #3 08-04-2012, 12:13 PM

that was hilarious!

durt · #4 08-04-2012, 12:15 PM

What a way to go

mrsandman187 · #5 08-04-2012, 12:15 PM

thou shall not play with yourself!

durt · #6 08-04-2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mrsandman187

thou shall not play with yourself!

they always say 'God/lightning will strike you' for doing that

and I'd never believed it

Viking64 · #7 08-04-2012, 12:57 PM

His cock was an excellent lightning rod.

Bastet · #8 08-04-2012, 01:03 PM

I'm never going to masturbate again during a thunderstorm

Matt_Z · #9 08-04-2012, 01:57 PM

What are the chances? I mean how straight do the stars need to line up to be killed by lightning, indoors, in a wooden bed, AND jerking off? Strange indeed.

dean mclean · #10 08-04-2012, 02:25 PM

what a way to go

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