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08-10-2012, 12:03 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating
Dang....poor unlucky bastard. I yanked it during a thunderstorm on a golf course fairway holding a 9 iron....nothing.  |
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#54
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08-13-2012, 11:10 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating
Imagine being at his funeral. I don't think I could control myself from laughing If I had to do the eulogy, I probably would not talk about the the story of Onan in the book of Genesis |
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08-14-2012, 01:01 AM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating
Well, I hope he finished right before the strike, or he's headed into the afterlife with the worst case of blue balls ever. Probably actually glowing blue balls.
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#57
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08-18-2012, 09:28 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating
i've aLWAYS thought that death by fire would be so hot.. i once saw a video where a woman was electrocuted and i swear she came before dying.. that or she just pissed herself. i like to think she squirted. hottie
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08-28-2012, 11:38 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating
HAHAHAHA!!! I could only hope my own death will be that hilarious.  |
