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● 08-04-2012, 12:59 PM
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Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

60 year old male was found dead yesterday (03/08/12). The old man lived alone and when a strong stench was realised by the neighbours they investigated and found the man dead.
He was laying on a bed with no mattress and his genitals were exposed. Investigators suspect the man died from a lightning strike while masturbating.
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● 08-04-2012, 01:02 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

Poor horny bastard.
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● 08-04-2012, 01:13 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

that was hilarious!
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● 08-04-2012, 01:15 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

What a way to go
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● 08-04-2012, 01:15 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

thou shall not play with yourself!
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● 08-04-2012, 01:22 PM
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

thou shall not play with yourself!
they always say 'God/lightning will strike you' for doing that

and I'd never believed it
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

His cock was an excellent lightning rod.
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

I'm never going to masturbate again during a thunderstorm
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

What are the chances? I mean how straight do the stars need to line up to be killed by lightning, indoors, in a wooden bed, AND jerking off? Strange indeed.
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

what a way to go


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