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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

one of the best post titles I've seen in a long while this reminds me
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

I always love how they block out the crotch area in these pictures. It doesn't matter if they're ripped to shreds, gotta keep it tasteful!
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

La petite mort
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

Just to think...that's how everyone will remember him
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

At least he didnt have a romote control in one hand and his crank in the other
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

What. The. Fuck.

How da fudge did he get struck by lightning while he was jacking it?

Does his house not have a roof?

Though you have to admit, he looks damn good for 60. Despite his charring, electro-incinerated state.
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

He came and went at the same time!
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

Maybe he worked up a static charge
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

@ Vinking mouhahahhahahahahWTF man you always come out with the best anwsers lol!


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