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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

The nuns always told us God would get you for self abuse
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What are the chances? I mean how straight do the stars need to line up to be killed by lightning, indoors, in a wooden bed, AND jerking off? Strange indeed.
my thought's exactly. probably got electric shock from all those mess he have in that room...
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Good thing he wasnt using a fleshlight or plastic doll. Shit would have been melted on lol
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that must of been a hell of a climax
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So he was coming before going.
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Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play with yourself during a thunderstorm?
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"Thou shalt not masturbate to thy neighbor's wife"......
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Re: Struck By Lightning While Masturbating

I was hit by lightning once. I got up went home then jerked off.

Well I didn't jerk off but I was knocked on my ass by lightning. A stimulating day I have to admit.
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If you raise the antenna while its raining thats what will happen.
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