thank god i dont have to do all that every time i fancy a bit fuck ye'd spend a fortune on cheese and then theres cutting it...what about keepin it in whilst gettin the other stuff on...way too much like hard work and not enough fun!
If it takes all that to get a woodie, you should give up on sex altogether or end up like that.
Nah... better than dick cheese probably... who would rather eat the cheese of this guy than lick the cheese of my dick after not having taken a shower in 2 months?