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04-08-2018, 12:28 AM
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Stop Dragging My Heart Around
Happened this weekend in Indonesia. Bad ending for a good date. 18 year old girl and her more-balls-than-sense 17 year old boyfriend were returning home from a night out when he tried to overtake a tractor-trailer on their left. The front wheel of the bike slipped and it went down and shot across the road, beneath the truck. He rolled away from the truck and got out of the mess with a broken knee. His 18 year old girlfriend, however, went right under the rear tires. According to police reports the rear tires passed directly over her chest and abdomen. She suffered a broken foot (likely in the initial crash), a broken arm, and some...well...serious structural and organ damage. The pressure of the tires was intense enough that it actually broke her ribs and propelled her heart out the fucking front of her chest to land on the pavement several feet away. The pressure working the other way also caused her to take an epic shit into her pants...unfortunately for her, most of her intestines came out with the load.  On the bright side, she was probably already dead from the heart expulsion by the time she had to experience the feeling of one's entire alimentary canal being passed through one's anus. At least I hope so.   ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  ·  · |
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04-08-2018, 12:45 AM
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Re: Stop Dragging My Heart Around
Unbelievable! Think what went through her boyfriend's mind when he saw this. Thanks, Mr. V  |
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04-08-2018, 01:04 AM
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Re: Stop Dragging My Heart Around
Mmmmmmmm look at that heart that popped out and intestines from her ass. Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmm yum yum yum YUMMY!!!!!!!! (Picks up intestines and starts eating it) |
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04-08-2018, 09:55 AM
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Re: Stop Dragging My Heart Around
After reading the description by Vedderman, i thought she would be flatter than she is on the morgue slab.
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04-08-2018, 10:30 AM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4955 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 55 55Posts 453Thanked 19Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Stop Dragging My Heart Around
The irony of the black jacket... one HEART... poor girl
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04-08-2018, 11:04 AM
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Re: Stop Dragging My Heart Around
There are far worse things one could have going through their head.  |
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