[MonsterMetal]

Unless it has rabies and its saliva ends up in your eye or something? Haha. Unlikely scenario, but kinda funny.

So I herd you have rabies?
Yeah a decapitated squirrel head hit me in the face and I got its juices in my eye

[Sharon]

Some restaurants serve up squirrel. I'd try it.

[dooshman]

Originally Posted by MonsterMetal ↗

Unless it has rabies and its saliva ends up in your eye or something? Haha. Unlikely scenario, but kinda funny.

So I herd you have rabies?
Yeah a decapitated squirrel head hit me in the face and I got its juices in my eye

Actually, there's never been a case in the United States of a squirrel transmitting rabies to a human, via a bite.

[MonsterMetal]

Originally Posted by dooshman ↗

Actually, there's never been a case in the United States of a squirrel transmitting rabies to a human, via a bite.

*shrug* I live in Australia, so I don't really know about the rabies transmission rates from squirrels to humans in America. In fact, I know fuck all about rabies infection rates in general. Australia is rabies free so... yup.
I was just saying, it would be an interesting scenario.

[imbok]

Give him a brake (yuk, yuk)!

[Faline]

[Billthegravedigger]

Poor little guy got confused about where the crosswalk was.

[jaybo]

I guess you shouldn't speak til you are "spoke"-n too

[Ghost]

Originally Posted by sadakohere ↗

This was a tragic accident

Yeah it's gonna take him ages to pick that out of his brakes.

[AmericanIllusions]

What were the odds