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Old 11-01-2010, 11:21 AM
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Unless it has rabies and its saliva ends up in your eye or something? Haha. Unlikely scenario, but kinda funny.

So I herd you have rabies?
Yeah a decapitated squirrel head hit me in the face and I got its juices in my eye

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Some restaurants serve up squirrel. I'd try it.

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Unless it has rabies and its saliva ends up in your eye or something? Haha. Unlikely scenario, but kinda funny.

So I herd you have rabies?
Yeah a decapitated squirrel head hit me in the face and I got its juices in my eye
Actually, there's never been a case in the United States of a squirrel transmitting rabies to a human, via a bite.

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Old 11-01-2010, 12:57 PM
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Actually, there's never been a case in the United States of a squirrel transmitting rabies to a human, via a bite.
*shrug* I live in Australia, so I don't really know about the rabies transmission rates from squirrels to humans in America. In fact, I know fuck all about rabies infection rates in general. Australia is rabies free so... yup.
I was just saying, it would be an interesting scenario.

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Give him a brake (yuk, yuk)!

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Poor little guy got confused about where the crosswalk was.

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I guess you shouldn't speak til you are "spoke"-n too

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This was a tragic accident
Yeah it's gonna take him ages to pick that out of his brakes.

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Old 11-01-2010, 10:44 PM
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What were the odds

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