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04-26-2010, 01:33 AM
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This is a classic!!!!! The man was killed by blunt trauma to the head by his stepson. The stepson attempted to cut off the head with a saw in order to find the "microfilm" in his stepfather's head.The stepson confessed to the crime and stated he stopped sawing after he became tired.  |
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04-26-2010, 01:51 AM
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those goddamn old geezers and their bloody microfilm; never wanting to share......
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04-26-2010, 04:32 AM
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[QUOTE=heresy23;923362]This is a classic!!!!! "SAWING A HEAD OFF AIN'T EASY?" Yes it is |
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04-26-2010, 05:04 AM
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"And up from the gound came a bubblin crude."
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04-26-2010, 07:24 AM
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shouldve used a sawzall (:
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04-26-2010, 07:37 AM
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Nope a fucking Samurai sword even quicker.
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04-26-2010, 09:02 AM
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#8
04-26-2010, 09:05 AM
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#9
04-26-2010, 09:42 AM
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He stopped cuz he was... tired!?! Come on dude! Finish the job at least!   |
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04-26-2010, 10:16 AM
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