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01-08-2010, 09:59 AM
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Exactly.
I'd just love to die 80 years-old on cocaine and viagra (no cock works forever) between the legs of a 25 years-old hooker.
It would be funnier to die aged 25, between the legs of an 80 year old hooker.



Now that's hardcore.....
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It would be funnier to die aged 25, between the legs of an 80 year old hooker.



Now that's hardcore.....
Hey, you stole my idea.
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Hey, you stole my idea.
Warped minds think alike, eh!

Don't worry Dan, I won't be stealing your idea- I really don't think I could bring myself to fuck an 80 year old woman.



I prefer my ladies way more mature than that....

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Warped minds think alike, eh!

Don't worry Dan, I won't be stealing your idea- I really don't think I could bring myself to fuck an 80 year old woman.



I prefer my ladies way more mature than that....

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Nasty pic o his.
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Sex to die for?
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I'm guessing that wasn't a Magnum.
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LOL!
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I guess your heart stopping is the fastest way to lose an erection. ;)
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his final words were "oh my lord! sweet jesus! i'm coming, i'm coming!"


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